SLIME 7: THE FIRST Part

i’m just gonna tell you about my day, okay? how’s about that?

i walked in the desert ecozone a little because i wanted to get sandy on my feet and it feels good to kick it out from between my toes. there’s also a cool place over there that sells ice-pops in the shape of comic book characters that nobody’s ever seen before. they’ve never seen the ice-pops, i mean. you just pay for it, and then the people say “one second!” and disappear behind the counter. i think at this point people are paying for the experience. and sometimes it’s nice to chat with a service worker.

the desert ecozone is cool i mean it’s hot i guess but yeah i like to walk around it and look for an oasis. sometimes you can find one and there are beautiful people sunning even though i read on slab.io that it’s bad for your hairline to do that. haha! got you to check your hairline :) but anyways yeah the oasisises are nice and sometimes there’s even music playing out of the water. i don’t really know what it comes from but it’s usually simple and sounds kind of rueful. if i had to guess i’d say it’s probably G-sharp minor into B into F-sharp into C-sharp7sus4. but maybe that’s too simple.

i’ve been hanging out with my friends a lot lately, but today i ended up alone in the desert and that’s okay too. i had some imaginary conversations with them in my head, which is nice, because when i mess up, i get to just go back and do it again, unlike in real life, where they laugh cutely at something i said and then we giggle together and move on. in my head the lines get to go so much further and deeper when i’m really focused, but most of the time i just kinda play around with it. sometimes i talk to people i haven’t seen in years, just to see how they’re doing. boy this desert is cool. the sun is hot, i mean.

i got out the other side of the desert ecozone which is weird because normally it seems to go on, “ad infinitum”. i called a rideshare helicopter on my pokedex because it was the cheapest option and ended up in the backseat with some guys in balaklavas. they seemed nice. one started talking about his cat until another shushed him. they seemed nice.

i got home and filled out my absentee ballot for voting day and put a bunch of cute animal doodles and fun shapes so the people who count them can have a little smile today. i know voting day can be stressful for people who care about stuff like that so i try to make it a little easier wherever i can. i guess i could’ve gone to vote in person but i was a little bit busy with one of my main hobbies (desert, being thirsty).

i checked on bessie and she was still there which is good because i always hope that she is and she always is which is good. if she wasn’t, i’d be beside myself, and hopefully she’d be somewhere else, instead of nowhere. if she was nowhere, i’d be beside myself. i mean, i’d be even further beside myself than if she was somewhere else. i love bessie and she means more to me than just a way for our house to have electricity. she’s my cow and i paint spots on her every month so she doesn’t get tired from having to generate them herself.




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