Tiny Buzz Aug 4 2022 ~~ Day 4 Of The BH Ideas Coin Mine ~~
Setting ur COFFEE down on the table, u collapse into a comfortable chair and try to focus 🍐 “Okay, I’m looking for a 17-inch transitional table LAMP with a small cream-colored drum shade,” u review to urslf, “and I only have 94 hours to find it. I can do this.” 🍃 Lifting the coffee to just below ur nose, u inhale deeply, savoring the aroma, and decide to call ur buddy, GRAPH. He’s always so chill ⛵ He’ll for sure know what to do.
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He answers right away. “My man, how’s it going? I was just thinking about you the other day.” How is this guy always so chill? 🎷 You smirk to urslf and shake ur head. GRAPH is cool. U give him the skinny. “My man, what you need is, like, an umami vehicle 🎮 Something like a Korean soft tofu or, I don’t know, like paneer or some shit.” Dang this guy is always so with it. “Oh and sorry I can’t make it, my man 🔋The spiritual advisor has me scheduled for complete sense-dep that evening 😶😭 But swing around some time soon, I want you to show you something… something I found down in the tide pools...”
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After he hangs up, u sit there thinking, motionless, for several minutes. Ur not any closer to that LAMP, but who cares a fig for lamps 🌺 All light comes from within, right? U empty ur COFFEE into the rug, stand up, and walk outside. Past the GREAT BLUE HERON, silhouetted against the fountain, and pull yourself onto the abandoned MOTORCYCLE. 🔮 The air is cold and clear. “Hold on tight little peeper,“ u whisper to the BABY CHICK in ur jacket pocket 🐤 and the two of u set out into the night, down the long seaside super two, towards the tide pools.
The room is vast and white, with high ceilings and exposed rafters. It extends hundreds of yards in each direction. It’s lit brightly, like the operating room where Grandma had her thing. “Hi there, welcome to Party, Lamps, and Everything!” A smiling woman in an apron. U note the GREAT BLUE HERON brooch on her lapel, but are careful not to let ur eyes linger for too long. “If there’s anything I can assist you with, just holler!” she chuckles.
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Ur mobile vibrates. It’s just GRAPH with a link to someone’s Flickr album of their paragliding vacation off the coast of Togo. U browse through the images. Looking up, about 6 minutes later, u see that the woman hasn’t moved. “Denise, I’m looking for a garlic herb spread. I’m looking for a light, dairy-free dressing. I’m looking for a full-bodied French wine that will entertain and dazzle.” The woman smiles warmly. “Sure is coming down out there, isn’t it?” she says warmly 🐃 U realize ur jacket is dripping.
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“My plants are going to love it,” she continues, “would you like to try today’s sample?” Looking down u notice for the first time that she’s standing behind a tray table of mini paper cups 🐃 full of bite-sized, earthy cubes.
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“Today we’re featuring Haunted Barn Protein Bars. They’re a low-carb alternative to sugary granola bars and energy gels, made from organic dried salmonberries, golden flax meal, and all-natural, grass-fed buffalo.” U grab a cup and knock it back, not wanting to appear weak 🐃🐃 Tart and gamey, ur stomach roils in revolt 🐃 Flax husk catches in ur throat 🐃 Just then, a small man passes, holding the bottom of his apron up to form a bassinet for seven Yukon Gold potatoes. “My babies,” he winks at u... wth.
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A : "Cute, I have one of those too," u say to the man, and reach into your pocket for the baby chick.
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B: "Cool, I’m looking for an umami vehicle," u say to the man, and follow the him toward a small door at the back of the store.
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THE FUTURE OF NETFLIX AND CHILL:
2020- Virtual Reality And Chill
2025- Virtual Reality Contact Lenses And Chill
2030- Brain Implant And Chill
2040- Considerably More Reliable Brain Implant And Chill
2045- Life Extension And Chill
2050- Breakthrough In Teleportation And Chill
2060- Breakthrough In Sub-Light Speed Travel And Chill
2070- Jumpgate And Chill
2080- First Contact With Signals From An Alien Intelligence And Chill
2082- Contact With Several Other Sentient Races And Chill
2085- Establishment Of Intergalactic Embassy And Chill
2095- Frosty Reception From The Q'Kkw Ambassador And Chill
2097- The Mina-Polg Greet Humanity As Friends And Chill
2100- Uneasy Disputes Over Space Mining Rights With The Q'Kkw And Chill
2110- Conflict Has Broken Out In The Belu 5 Quadrant And Chill
2120- Newhome, Humanity's Outpost In Belu 5, Is Destroyed By A Brutal Strike From The Q'Kkw And Chill
2121- The Enemy Was The Mina-Polg All Along, They Framed The Q'Kkw And Chill
2125- Raging Space War And Chill
2135- As Planet After Planet Continues To Fall To The Ruthless Ice Warriors Of The Mina-Polg A Human Recon Ship Hears An Unusual Distress Call And Discovers An Ancient Axe-Shaped Artifact Floating Among A Deep Space Cluster Of Asteroids And Chill
2135 (At The Same Time)- A Girl Is Born On Earth Who, As Her Mother Cradles Her In Her Arms, Opens Her Eyes. She Looks Outward With A Calm Stare, Her Iris Yellow And Black Intertwined, Like The Stars And Void Of Space. Within Days She Is Speaking Simple Sentences, Within Months She Is Fully Ambulatory And Fluid In All Of The Tongues Of Man. Her Mother Names Her Mala And Chill
2140- A Group Of Scientists Operating In An Old Mining Orbital Platform Around G295-3 Race To Unlock The Secrets Of The Artifact And Chill
2145- Emperor Kolthkr, God-Warrior Of The Mina-Polg, Calls For A Terrible Attack On The Human Homeworld of Earth And Chill
2150- Mina-Polg Forces Find Their Advance Stalled In The Oort Cloud As Humanity Rallies At The Doorstep To Our Beloved Earth And Chill
2153- A Scientist, Working Late Into The Night On The Platform Around G295-3, Makes A Startling Discovery: The Artifact Has Started To Emit Radio Waves And Chill
2153 (At The Same Time)- Celebrating Her 18th Birthday, Mala Blows Out The Candles On Her Cake And Feels A Deep, Powerful Energy Awaken In Her And Chill
2155- The Mina-Polg Forces Are Decimated By What Appears To Be A Young Woman, Holding A Glowing Axe, Floating In Space And Chill
2158- Kolthkr Is Impeached By The Kolthkr Senate And Chill
2164- Relations Between Humanity And The Mina-Polg Return To Normal And Kolthkr Is Sentenced To 5000 Megayears In Space Prison And Chill
2170 - The Q'Kkw Continue To Dispute Humanity's Mining Rights And Chill